Electrolytes (F-)

Every one should be aware of the danger of electrolytes. The truth is electrolytes, though seen everywhere especially in popular fruit juices, are verry dangerous. But where do they come from, and why are they so popular.

Electolytes are really not that complicated and there origin is very simple. The word “electrolytes” is greek of coarse, and is composed of the two words electro and lytes. Electro is the greek word for (lightning bolts) and lytes meaning (little). Loosley translated mean ing little lightning bolts.

Little lighning bolts?? no i dont mean statc electricity, static is something invented by thomas edison in an effort to make electricity more marketable. Sort of like a new flavor, if people can buy it in two versions ie normal and static they will be more inclined to buy it.

Electrolytes are formed when two lightning bolts hit each other, mind you this only works when a positive and a negative lightning bolts hit each other. Positive being male and negative being female. Since this is a school seting i will not go in depth of the proscess in which these two lightning bolts form an electrolyte, so for our porpouse we will say ; that the “lightning stork” brings them in little packages.

Now why are some popular citris fruit drinks high in them. Well the answer is once again simple. Due to the tilt of the earth axsis certian areas of the earth are better for farming different things. This tilt in the earths axsis also causes weather. Weather is the imbalance of air, so since the earth, being on a tilt, has certian in ballances certian areas of the earth are more prone to weather. It just so happens that the areas of the earth which are better for growin popular citris drinks are also the area in which much lightning is formed. So most popular citris fruit drinks are high in electrolytes. Due to the different levels of absorbancy some citris plants become more electrolytic than others. The most dangerous citrissis are banannas, oranges and grapes.

Why are these baby lightning bolts dangerouse?? Well the truth is right after you drink or eat these electrolytes you become stronger, more electricity equals more power equals stronger. we know this because of ohms law V=IR. But like all babies, they grow. Electricity growing is very dangerouse mind you. if you keep eating these popular citris fruit drinks the electricity will one day become so great you will explode. THis rare phanamana is known as spontanious human combustion.
Because of the temporary strenght effects bad companys of popular citris fruit drinks such as gatorade and poweraid are able to market this deadly product to the nieve masses. Now because of new research people are slowly becoming aware of the dangerouse effects of lighning and electrolytes. Lightning is said to have the power to “strike down your tree and your soul”. Spontaniouse human combustion is you being “struck down” from the inside out.

You now being aware of the dangerouse effecs of the popular fruit drinks please do not suport these tyranous companys. They use false advertisement. They say you must have a good electrolyte balance but the truth is any electrolytes is bad. Ohh ya they may help you perform better in the short run but after a while you will explode. These popular citris fruit drinks are as bad as any other drugs on the market today. No there evin much worse. At least drugs like cocaine, and weed dont explode you. Imagin a party where half th guests explode after eating your SPECIAL brownies. Thats what bananna bread is, death in disguise. So please for your own good stay away from these popular citris fruit drinks.